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• I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
  -- Frank Deford, sports write...
• There are those who argue that everything breaks even.
  .. I suppose that because the rich man gets ice in the summer and the poor man gets it in the winter things are breaking even for both....
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his senses until the day of judgement.
  -- Saadi...
• If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
• If it ain't broken, try installing something else.
• Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...