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• Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning. -- Marlo Thoma
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
  Homer: Here's the keys. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys....
• CDHU - Collateral damage humanoid units - people who get in the way.
  Not that we're purposely aiming at them, but let's face it, it's no loss really as they probably aren't Christians and most don't even speak English....
• One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotte
  give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly....