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  asked the father of his little son. Diet....
• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
• I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
  I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
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  Arriving at the lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door....
• Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
• Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
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• Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad. Homer: Looking good, son.
  [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your belt?...