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• Bowling - the 2nd most popular indoor sport!
• Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it. -- Lisa Toddle
• Mayor of Kiev declares May Indoor Sports Month -- Pravda
• CLEVELAND: Where their last tornado did six million dollars worth of improvements.
• Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
  -- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
• Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler?
  Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and demolishing the house across the street.
  Dad went to the door, opened it, surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!...
• A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
  The chaos storm warps your frame! Your statistical entropy has been maximized....