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• Today, it is very expensive to have your home painted.
  As a matter of fact, it is much cheaper to call a photographer....
• Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops...
• Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
• For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses.
• I'm a photographer. I take close-up pictures of the horizon.
• I'm not a photographer. I just wear all this to lose weight.
• Without feeling there's no reason to live. -- Andre Kertesz, photographer, 1894-1985
• I have six locks on my door, all in a row, and when I go out I only lock every other one.
  'Cause I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picks the locks, they're always locking three....
• The black man in this country has been sitting on the hot stove for nearly 400 years.
  And no matter how fast the brainwashers and the brainwashed think they are helping him advance, it's still too slow for the man whose behind is burning on that hot stove!...