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• Real programmers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks.
  hey prefer BMWs, Lincolns or pick-up trucks with floor shifts....
• Programmers stick to the BASICs!
• Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
• Back Up My Hard Drive? Is this a stick shift?
• Complaining and asking for help are evolutionary shifts for men.
• The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
• The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
• Real programmers don't drive cars, or any other complicated mechanical contrivance.
  Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle breaks down he has a technician fix it....
• panic("floppy: Port bolixed."); 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc/floppy.h