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• You can tell the whole truth to all of the people every time, and most won't listen.
  Many will misunderstand, a few will comprehend what you are doing and ignore you, and one or two might even listen....
• It's the one talent we all share -- even you.... -- Avon (on dying) to Vila.
• Constipation is the thief of time. Diarrhoea waits for no man.
• When will you realize Vienna waits for you?
• WAITS /wayts/ n. The mutant cousin of TOPS-10 used on a handful of systems at SAIL up to 1990.
  There was never an `official' expansion of WAITS (the name itself having been arrived at by a rather sideways process), but it was frequently glossed as `West-coast Alternative to ITS'....
• WAITS:: /wayts/ n. The mutant cousin of {{TOPS-10}} used on a handful of systems at {{SAIL}} up to 1990.
  There was never an `official' expansion of WAITS (the name itself having been arrived at by a rather sideways process), but it was frequently glossed as `West-coast Alternative to ITS'....
• You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time
  but you can't fool all of the people all the time....
• Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
  What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
• All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. -- Alexandre Duma