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• It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.
  It has to be earned. -- Kirk, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4....
• Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around here at quitting time.
• Flying saucers, time machines, they're all the same.
• I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said, "We're now approaching the great city
  let's set our watches back one hundred years." -- Jack E. Leonard...
• If, before going to bed every night, you will tear a page from the calendar, and remark, 'There goes another day of my life, never to return,' you will become time conscious.
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• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• To return home, you must walk backwards in time & space.
• Basic programmers never die. They just GOSUB without RETURN!
• The only safety for the conquered is to expect no safety. -- Vergil (B.C. 70-19)