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  (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away. -- Gomme's Law...
• Gomme's Laws: (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
  (2) Time accelerates. (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away....
• Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
• EMACS: Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software
• Time is a leading factor in death from old age.
• Kamin's Second Law Threat of capital controls accelerates marginal capital outflows.
• He was not of an age, but for all time. -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- To the Memory of Shakespeare
• Next time I'll take parents of my own age. --Loesje
• In this age of technology, it takes a lot of time to decide what to do with all of the time we have saved.