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• Jello is antimatter.
• Clear the throat] Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly thy blindlewurdle
  Or I will rend thee In the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!...
• Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
  Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't....
• This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
• Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
• To err is human, to eat Jello, is messy.
• Such were the notes thy once lov'd poet sung, Till death untimely stopp'd his tuneful tongue.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Robert, Earl of Oxford...
• Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
• MATE, SPAWN, and DIE. Praise The Lard. -- Jello Biafra