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• Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
  -- Fred Allen (Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.)...
• You should be pun-ished!
• Disciples be damned. It's not interesting. It's only the masters that matter.
  Those who create....
• machoflops /mach'oh-flops/ n. [pun on `megaflops'
  a coinage for `millions of FLoating-point Operations Per Second'] Refers to artificially inflated performance figures often quoted by computer manufacturers....
• machoflops: /mach'oh-flops/ [pun on `megaflops', a coinage for `millions of FLoating-point Operations Per Second'] n.
  Refers to artificially inflated performance figures often quoted by computer manufacturers....
• We should act with as much energy as those who expect everything from themselve
  and we should pray with as much earnestness as those who expect everything from God. -- Colto...
• Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should.
  Democrats ought to, but don't....
• It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he holds back one who is hastening.
  Rather one should befriend the guest who is there, but speed him when he wishes....