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• machoflops: /mach'oh-flops/ [pun on `megaflops', a coinage for `millions of FLoating-point Operations Per Second'] n.
  Refers to artificially inflated performance figures often quoted by computer manufacturers....
• At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected that computer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations per second (megaflops) would be needed for the Army's ballistic missile defense system.
  Many computer experts -- including a National Academy of Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multiple processors, was impossible....
• Your own mileage may vary.
• Your mileage may vary cav. [from the standard disclaimer attached to EPA mileage ratings by American car manufacturers] 1.
  A ritual warning often found in Unix freeware distributions....
• Your mileage may vary: [from the standard disclaimer attached to EPA mileage ratings by American car manufacturers] cav.
  1. A ritual warning often found in UNIX freeware distributions....
• Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
• YMMV // cav. Abbreviation for Your mileage may vary common on Usenet.
• Those who pun should be drawn and quoted.
• benchmark n. [techspeak] An inaccurate measure of computer performance.
  In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lie...