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• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Support your right to bare arms! -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Associatio
• The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your right to bare arms!
• Homer: Ah, the Interstate. Fasten your seat belts, kid
  we're on our way to Itchy and Scratchy Land!...
• Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO!
• I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....