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  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DESIRE IT, I GRANT YOU MADRAK'S BLESSING
  Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness....
• In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
  and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
• Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
  And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations, ask yourself the following questio...
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• What's a spline? [XEROX PARC] This phrase expands to
  You have just used a term that I've heard for a year and a half, and I feel I should know, but don't....
• They're holding us by our love of it, and we'll go on paying so long as there's one chance left to keep one single wheel alive and moving in token of human intelligence.
  We'll go on holding it afloat, like our drowning child, and when the flood swallows it, we'll go down with the last wheel and the last syllogism....