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• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• McCoy: "My God, that's a big ship." Scott: "Not so big as her captain, I think.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode!
  I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down....
• I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to _speed_ around the city, keeping its _speed_ over fifty.
  And if its _speed_ dropped, the bus would explode!...
• Milhouse: [feeding quarters] 38... 39... 40 quarters.
  This better be good. [presses start, walks two steps] Game...
• I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles.
  It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle....
• Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
  Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery....