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  Four. One to do it and three to go round putting up posters announcing that the GLC, working for London, is going to change the light bulb....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it....
• How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb....
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....