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• I entered this message just to use this tagline.
• It's Not A Message. I Think It's A Warning -- Ripley, Alien.
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. An intense energy surge from the alien probe has severely disabled the shuttle's onboard computer.
  The Away Team has been transported directly to Sickbay, where Lieutenant Barclay remains under observation....
• Ship it.
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
• MacDuff: "There are over a thousand people onboard." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
• ADMIRAL, n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the thinking.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• This was entered with a real QWK reader.
• Ignore alien orders.