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• This message entered while onboard an alien ship...
• Have IQ's dropped sharply while I was away? -- Ripley (in Aliens)
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....