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  I ain't askin' for much. I say "Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some touch....
• A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
  So intent is he on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom....
• Always SMILE.
• There's always a loophole.
• I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
• You are always busy.
• A Beer is always satisfying.
• Accountants' minds are always in NumLock!
• A journey always begins with a farewell.