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• My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
• Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! -- Tommy Smothe
• The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Blackberries are red when they are green. Ever notice?