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• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
• If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman.
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• NOTICE: -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -- (The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.
  )...
• They say garbage can be made into fuel. Why not? It's already being made into movies, books and TV shows.
• Everything comes to him who waits - and in a building with one elevator, it will also be noticed that the thing goes up twice before it comes down once.
• Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....