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• He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. -- Spock
• Spock: "He heard you. He simply could not believe his ears.
  -- "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6....
• Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
• Great Lover, n.: A man who can breathe through his ears.
• Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.
• How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
  You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
• Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.
• A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim -- Spock at Xma