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• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.
• Remember, UTS spelled backwards is STU.
• Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't.
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• Cook It And They Will Come.
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• The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.
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