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• I am not a musician, I'm a HAM" -- Ozzy Osborne
• Maybe its not too late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate. -- Ozzy (from Crazy Train).
• Hey! Respect your elders. Call me Mr. Old Fart. -- Dick Vignoni
• Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you.
  Could you call me at ... My name is, uh, ... Never mind, forget it!...
• It took my cat a month to fully train me.
• Call me Charley...no...call me Fred...no...call me Bubba.
• AWTT: Assemble With Tinker Toy
• If it works tinker till it doesn't.