It's Not To Keep Him From Running Off Our Property.

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It's not to keep him from running off our property. It's to protect my
putting green.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house
why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits
a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to
run away. (reported in the NY Daily News, 6/30/92 -
taken from The Quayle Quarterly, Summer/Fall 92)

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