The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing. -- Kin Hubbard

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing. -- Kin Hubbard

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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
-- Kin Hubbard

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