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• It's slower to do it quickly, It's more expensive to do it cheaply, And it's more democratic to do it in secret.
  -- The public servant's motto...
• A good listener is usually thinking about something else. -- Kin Hubbard
• Wait a minute, Officer, you're a public servant. Go get me a beer!
• Band members do it in public.
• Public speakers do it orally.
• Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by "height" on that long form.
  Ask them why they think "green" isn't a valid answer for the "complexion" question....
• It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.