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• The world laughs at Bill Clinton and he's too incompetent to notice.
• Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
  -- Isaac Asimov...
• Has the world always been like this, or have I been too wrapped up in myself to notice?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Fourth notice. Ninety days overdue. We break thumbs.
  -- Marge reads the mail from bill collectors, "I Married Marge...
• How do you break a Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose.
• If brains were C-4, Bill Clinton couldn't blow his nose!
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
• He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
• Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.
  As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....