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• A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
• No hay in the loft.
• Hard as a piece of the nether millstone. -- Old Testament -- Job xli, 24
• Windows: An overpriced way to eat up large amounts of hard disk space.
• Hypodermic needles that don't pierce the skin. -- Polish inventio
• A large piece of rope descends from the railing above, ending some five feet above your head.
• There is an incredibly ugly monster following you! He (at least I think think it's a he) has large nostrils and skin that looks like plates plates of slimey green moss.
• A quest for happiness is often hidden behind the simple fact that hard work is required.
  This is one of the reasons many folks miss finding happiness....
• I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
  -- Confidential opinions about love -- Regina, age 10...