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• Bob: [narrating aloud] Dear "Life in these United States", a funny thing happened to me.
  ..uh...[faints] Snake: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob....
• It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
  -- William Maugham...
• Kirk: "You keep insisting that there's no danger, I keep assuring you that there is.
  Would you mind telling me--" Aelborne: "It is our way of life, Captain....
• As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
• What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me.
  .. the most dreadful thing." -- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story...
• Funny how life imitates LSD.
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Limbaugh: The best thing that ever happened to the Democrats.