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• Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
• If you can't stand the heat, get back to the kitchen.
• Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home, your business success?
  Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror. Is your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?...
• If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
• Whether you can hear it or not, The Universe is laughing behind your back.
• Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it! -- Famous Last Word
• When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.
• There's no where far enough away.
• Be always displeased with what thou art, if you desirest to attain to what thou art no
  for where thou hast pleased thyself, there thou abidest....