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• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
• An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
• Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
• In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• The Internet is like a freight train roaring along while people are laying tracks in front of it.
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• Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!" -- Post Brothers Comic
• It's real handy, havin' an Elder God in the band, eh? -- Post Brothers comic
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening