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• The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
  -- Ann Lande...
• The best index to a person's character is a) how he treats people who can't do him any good and b) how he treats people who can't fight back.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.
  -- Abigail Van Buren (1974)...
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
• One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
  -- Ann Lande...
• If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.