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• Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.
  -- Nora Ephro...
• If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephro
• Any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.
  -- Nora Ephro...
• If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartbu
• Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it.
  However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination....
• The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries. -- Nora Ephro
• People are far more interesting and successful when they are less concerned about being normal, and more concerned on being natural.
  -- Michael Nola...
• You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
• Who is the Vice President of The Hair Club for Men???