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• The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat -- Ogden Nash.
• The problem with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• Too clever is dumb. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971), "Reflections on Ice-Breaking
• When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
• The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt power supply, and a relay which is wired to this small kitten.
  (Sound of a kitten meowing.) If you hang up before you leave a message, it will complete the circuit and fry the kitty....