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• What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
  -- Henry Havelock Elli...
• Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually compatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
  -- Marc Maihueird...
• We have among us a class of mammon worshipers, whose one test of conservatism, or radicalism, is the attitude one takes with respect to accumulated wealth.
  Whatever tends to preserve the wealth of the wealthy is called conservatism, and whatever favors anything else, no matter what they call socialism....
• We now return to our regularly scheduled recipe-exchanging. :-)
• Progress is our most important problem.
• We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
  -- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
  One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
• SMILEY :} What should we call these? (what?)
• Equity is a roguish thing. For Law we have a measure, know what to trust to
  Equity is according to the conscience of him that is Chancellor, and as that is larger or narrower, so is Equity....