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• Time is relative. Ten minutes in a dentist's chair can go by much more slowly than a two week vacation.
• VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.
• If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
  -- Jack Carte...
• Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
  We hardly ever have weather this bad....
• This summer one third of the nation will be ill-housed, ill-nourished, and ill-clad.
  Only they call it a vacation. -- Joseph Salak...
• The first two days of vacation are endless, then it flies.
• Your mind is on vacation and your thoughts are working overtime.
• The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.