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• Sex is all right but it's not as good as the real thing.
• All the soil will be fruitful beyond man's needs; and human beings shall fornicate unceasingly.
• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• You may be redneck... if you still think pro-wrestling is real.
• For it is the doom of men that they forget. -- Merli
• The real thing doesn't advertise.
• Quantum mechanics is very impressive. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing.
  The theory yields a lot, but it hardly brings us any closer to the secret of the Old One....
• It is the little rift within the lute That by and by will make the music mute, And ever widening slowly silence all.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Idylls of the King, Merlin and Vivie...
• One of the questions that comes up all the time i
  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....