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  Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
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  Elbert Hubbard...
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  Homey? Homer: [at a ticket booth] Two bucks to win on number eight....
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• consult guide about matter transference beams A thoroughly unpleasant means of travelling which involves tearing you apart in once place and slamming you back together in another.
  (Of course, it's better than the older method, where disassembled people would be transmitted down phone lines and arrive in a garbled and sometimes completely disconnected state....
• back door n. [common] A hole in the security of a system deliberately left in place by designers or maintainers.
  The motivation for such holes is not always siniste...
• The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have ne
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• Cats with blue eyes are invariably deaf. -- Charles Darwi