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• I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing.
  Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings....
• An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
  "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a minute seems like an hour....
• An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
  "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a minute seems like an hour....
• Einstein is an analytical mathematician seeking to give a physical interpretation to the conclusions of his mathematical process.
  In this he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows, which throws him into all manner of difficulty....
• Among mankind money is far more persuasive than logical argument. -- Euripide
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• ick n. 1. A jiffy (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism.
  In AI applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the only constraint of interest is the ordering of events....