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• The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
• Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet.
• I was playing with my navel. My mother said, "All righ
  keep playin' with your navel, pretty soon you're gonna break it wide open, the air's gonna come right out of your body, you'll fly around the room backwards for thirty seconds, land and be flat as a piece of paper, nothin' but your little eyes buggin' out....
• This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
  -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
• Bring the hammer! There's a fly on Bob's head
• That the birds of worry and care fly above your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.
• There is a fly on your nose.
• Life consists in this. You no sooner get your head above water when someone flushes and it all starts over again.