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• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• The great secret in life ... [is] not to open your letters for a fortnight.
  At the expiration of that period you will find that nearly all of them have answered themselves....
• The great secret of life ... [is] not to open your letters for a fortnight.
  At the expiration of that period you will find that nearly all of them have answered themselves....
• The the secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach.
  -- Lin Yutang...
• If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
  -- Lin Yutang...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• You know you are not well when your greatest secret desire is to appear on a rerun of the Gong Show.
• Knowing in your mind that you've tried your best and have learned a lot, is more important than the grade that you got.
  Your grade is not a measure of what you've learned. -- Gordon Wong...
• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...