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• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
• May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
• The staff quivers violently in your hand, as if confused by your command. command.
• World leaders don't offer all that much direction, really.
  After all, the whole place seems to go around in circles....
• Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
• Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.
• The troll catches the spices, and opens the container.
  The troll sneezes sneezes violently, and uncontrollably, falls to the ground and seems seems to become part of it....