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• Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -- Irene Pete
• You're so stupid you think Word Perfect is another Bible translation.
• You think I'm a long haired weirdo? So were the disciples...
• Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
  -- Irene Peter, Southern California Oracle...
• Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
  -- Irene Pete...
• You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
• As you think, so will you be.