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• The best things in life are free, but you can keep them for the birds and bee
  I want money. -- John Lenno...
• You can multi-task on C-64s. Keep a multitude of them!
• If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• If your message arrives late, you keep the tagline as our free gift!
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
• As it comes together, it becomes very hot and you have to drop it to keep keep from being burned.
• Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.