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• Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.
• Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• All men are like Arabs.
• Arabs wear turbines on their head
• A bunch of guys were playing cards in the hospital.
  They figured out a method of playing poker using the diagnosis chart at the foot of the bed....
• Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
• Smile, but sharpen your knives.
• If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or doo
  if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence....
• If life were a bed of roses, some people wouldn't be happy until they developed an allergy.