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• The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
  . Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers....
• The president publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, "There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
  . Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers....
• All men look like geeks for a period of 72 hours following a haircut.
• Like all self-made men he worships his creator.
• Arabs wear turbines on their head
• There were Arabs with knives at the foot of the bed.