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• There's one good thing about your life. It's only temporary.
• There is one good thing about talking to your plants, they don't interrupt.
• The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
• In life there is but one bad thing and one good; both of them are women.
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
  -- Erma Brombeck...