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• If anything can go wrong with Monty Python, it will.
• The man who believes he can do it is probably right. -- Helvetiu
• He doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy. He doesn't know when he's winning either.
  He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus known to man." -- Monty Pytho...
• He who knows nothing, loves nothing. He who can do nothing understands nothing.
  He who understands nothing is worthless. -- Paracelsu...
• clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know.
  MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN...
• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
• GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
  We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
• GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
  GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho