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  He wanted loving-kindness, but the sergeant didn't give it to him....
• The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
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• GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!
• Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarm
• Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
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• It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
• What's the world coming to? A dead end...
• What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!